February 2012
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HURRAY to me for writing a 250 word introduction *fist-pump*
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Anonymous asked: you seem kinda off-putting... dont get me wrong your hot! but you seem fickle, like make a friend and change your mind. or one of those guys that want to be in a relationship for the sake of it or to show off 'what you can get'. you seem lazy too, friendship wise. idk. i could me wrong entirely. but thats what i think
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friend: someone told me you look like an owl
me: who?
the whole class bursts into a roaring flame of laughter. tears start to fall from their eyes from laughing so hard. the principal walks in the room and slaps his knee. the local animals come in and create waves of laughter. god is laughing so hard he cant breathe. jesus starts clapping his hands and cracking up. the laughter dies down after about 2 hours, and everybody goes home with the memory of the funniest joke they've ever heard.
Person:
Me: Bye, I have to go because I hate you.
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my brother almost ripped out my tragus, oh, oh.
Watchkevinless:
*watches again and again and again*
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here is some dot-points to why I should be happy;
there is an amazing person in my life
I have funny bestfriends
Florence is soon
Hunger Games is sooner
ghylls:
Shout out to myself for being perfect
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I realise just how creepy I am after I stalk down people from work. Sigh~
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